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So it looks like giant life-sized Tracer figures exist. I need to know where I can buy/steal one immediately. I promise to be gentle with her. :)In related news, I went almost a month without making anything new in SFM because I was bored with it, but

stunningpicture: The guy at WalMart looked at me like I was weird for taking a picture of my paint before he could mix it. I thought it was awesome.

so I was looking through some old photos, and–JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT BEHIND ME.

So I was like: I don’t really like my oc. What would he look like if he were actually based on me? Still fairly off, but this kind of thing is probably the closest you lot are going to get to a mod pic.

ponycuddles: cartoonpony: the fatter twilight gets, the more powerful she becomes she stores extra magic in her fat like a camel hump Chubpls I’m okay with this.

So guise i just saw Meet Mr. Daddy and oMFG IT WAS LIKE THE SADDEST THING EVER AND JUST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF TEARS BECAUSE OMFG THE PLOT IS JUST GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HEART OK AND THE LITTLE GIRL IN THIS WAS SO DARN ADORABLE AND UGH FOREVER CRYING …

So i was watching Chilling Romance/Spellbound yesterday with my Aunt and she doesnt speak or read english so the eng. subtitles were no good for her but there was this one part where Son Ye-jin is pretending to have an orgasm and my Aunt is just like

so i’ve come to terms with the fact that my dog won’t be coming back and although i always complained about her literally following my every step i sort of miss the company and feel super lonely now..

So I my ex boss invited me to a pool party today… 5 mins in, looking around her house, I see this… R.I.P. lmao!

dreamwurks: ineffablye: Like everyone always talks about how amazing Rise of the Guardians’ animation was but I think we need to all take a step back and look at the work of art that TinTin was like just look at this animation like wow WOW look

nougatto:durnesque-esque:afeelgoodblog:Fantastic idea Article about it here. what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in

So I just got to experience DaNi’s little brother “talking” to me on the phone, and I basically can die happy now.

So this happened last week: Was hanging out with a boy all day, was like our 3rd or 4th time seeing each other and at one point we were snuggled up on my bed, me laying on him, was kinda rambling just a little bit. When suddenly he said, “shhhh,

aromantickinjou: I saw a “draw your fave with your clothes”-thing and so I was like, let’s do this with the kings. experienced nerds

jenndoesnotcare: payslipgig: frowny: red-winged-angel: micdotcom: Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back. I actually went around asking in my last job what everyone got paid after I got my promotion

oohsehunnies:i feel so productive when i catch up on all my shows. like good job me. good job on ignoring all my real responsibilities.

jennifeslawrence-blog: get to know me: [ two / ∞ ] favourite tv shows || orphan black❝ A 36 base pair variation in identical samples? Didn’t make sense. But then you guys started asking about genetic patents, so I was like, “Encoded marker tags”.

So I was looking over that future episode list and assuming its accurate (as it seems to be given that the next three episodes were on the list, albeit not in the right order) there’s an episode later on titled “Rose’s Room” and

So, I was watching Clarence and I noticed in Jeff’s room there’s what looks like a state map and the only state it comes close to is Arizona. Also his cable is provided by “Desert Wind Cable” and I think the creator is from Arizona

My little sister got some books from the book fair and one of them came with a little necklace that had a little purple jewel thing on it so she came up to me all exicited and said “look, it has a gem on it!” So I was like “yea, like

So I was at work when the fiber kicked in. The big boss was in there ahead of me and I could hear every sound like peeing and stuff. He came out and I went in and ripped a small fart. Thinking I would just dump and run I sat down. I could hear the boss

michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’

so i decided to watch noragami first out of all the other anime i was planning to watch; i’m not even five minutes in and i already love it because omg hiroshi kamiya.

so according to antis fiction = reality so if that’s the case where can i find g/nji sh/mada so he can fucking step on me :/

so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s

so i played against dspstanky today and i’m??????

so I was trying to make some gifs ‘cuz felt like it. But my photoshop kept crushing before I could save the thing I made and now I am at the adge of a break down and have rage quite everything. Ok photoshop/universe whatever, I quit r u happy

arriku: i was like, i wanna do a tail pic!! it’ll be all UST goodness and -this came out instead

whadupjamieboy: Gonna go shopping right now! :) Made a quick cover, and messed up -___- haha! Sorry for the weird faces. It’s cus my voice was raspy and I was like “ahhh”. oh dang jamie

galosengen: i was like “that’s a cute cat” and then more just kept coming

winterbramble: My wife and I haven’t had a kitten in years… we forgot what it was like…

I told @nikoniko808 i had to go pee, then I thought I heard her say “small platter” so I was like ???ok and got her a small plate and she just looked at me super confused so I was like “what don’t you want this” and she still didn’t say anything

So the first night I moved in I had a couple of bottles with me and one of my roommates asked “oh did you guys have a party?” I was like “no those are…mine” And she was like “oh I see, your travel package”

So I was always like hmm..my old suitemate COULD have deleted her fb, or just blocked me Apparently she blocked me since we moved out. That’s just so sad and pathetic. Do you really think I would care enough to look at your Facebook and try and

So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself

So I was like…“I really want to embrace Halloween this year. I want Halloween to make me his bitch and to fuck my throat so hard and deep that I throw up all over my place and cute, spooky decorations come out of it… Or we can get

I’m allergic to weird shit, so I was looking up where I could get an allergy test done and it’s around 300 to 500 dollhairs nope nope nOPE

so this man came into my job today and tried to pay for his coffee with his black amex card…. that shit is TOO THICK for our credit card swiper so i was like, um, it’s not working. THEN this dude tried to hand me a benjamin like WHY WOULD

so-i-was-like-fuck-the-moon: i always feel weird standing next to my skinny friends because i feel like a giant

So I was watching porn, so what, actually hentai, and I don’t normally read the comments unless I wanna know the name to the hentai, and this fucking shocked me. Like wtf is wrong with this person! How the hell is it “acceptable for man to

I was supposed to leave here but I didnt because I have a story so yesterday I was facebook stalking this girl because she was pretty and her girlfriend is super pretty so I was like WOW HOTTEST COUPLE UGH and facebook stalked then just now I got a friend

so yesterday was super good bc darfin and I went to go pick up his brother from university to come home for the weekend and his brother bought me a scarf for my birthday and is getting me another present THEN me and darfins family played cards against

at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds

so I love being a dick to my brother and my mom bought this creepy man’s head for Halloween so I put it in his bed and set it up so it looked like a person. he said goodnight and went upstairs and all I heard was “god damn it!” then

so at my sisters wedding I was the maid of honor and when I got my dress they had to tailor it since im so tiny + I dont have the boobs to hold up a strapless dress so it was tight tight tight but I guess they forget that my ass actually isnt as small

cummbunny: darfin told me he liked this one

darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he

I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh

so i’ve really wanted a sylveon shirt and i’ve seen a few fan made designs that are wonderful but i was like why don’t i make my own to wear….? and so now i will….

so who was in the fandom when [S] Roxy : Sleepwalk happened and we squealed about Nepeta and Karkat together in the distance but then a few minutes later Hussie edited the flash and made them dead

I had a weird nap dream and @peaceongirth was in it??? And he was very friendly and gave me a very nice hug and for some reason I made him read something that he wrote and he did and I was like AWWWWW YOU’RE SO SWEET. Idk he just somehow appeared

I honestly thought they were gonna bait me with the Steven/Garnet fusion I have been waiting for literal YEARS to see ever since we found out Steven could fuse and when White STEPPED on them I was like ‘NNOOOO GOD DAMN IT REBECCA WHYYY’ because I

So Brutaak got a sick ass face tattoo last session because she found Ink from an underwater yuan ti temple and was like ‘dope’ but she was told that the ink was made for cold blooded creatures and would probably have a different ‘reaction’ to

ikimaru: so everyone was like draW IT DRAW IT and I.. ok my inbox is full of jar of dirk jokes dammit guyss ahah aand added part 3 B) I’m not sure what happened #he’s free

I saw a post about this on my dash and it was my fav comic forever ago so I was like must try to draw them agaiN

so my classmates attempted to watch me!me!me! in class lma o

WELP, there it is. the older one was made a year ago according to tumblrthe only noteworthy improvement was that i didnt forget weiss’s scar hallelujah

So I was cosplaying Jaune this past weekend at Anime Weekend Atlanta, and I remembered your art of Weiss with his guitar, so I asked a Weiss cosplayer at the RWBY photoshoot to help me bring it to life! I hope you like it!Jaune - meWeiss - Laura Schulz

so…ive discovered alcohol is Nasty and trying multiple sips and shots of different things did not make it better and now i probably wont drink ever again lmaO

so it was like this huh

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